Why is it so hard for people to understand this?

People on here ask all the time "Why is their suffering in the world if there is a loving God?" The answer to this is SO simple and makes a lot of sense. You see, about 6,000 years ago a woman named Eve was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a tree. By doing this, she cured all human beings, even little babies are tainting with this curse when they are born! Just by eating a fruit, Eve cause: Pain, hunger, sadness, labor pains, sickness, natural disasters, cancer, wars, AIDS, evil people like Hitler, terminal cancer in children, 16,000 dead children each day in Africa, flu, autism, down syndrome, STD's, Alzheimers, depression, tumors, dementia, spanish flu, polio, the bubonic plague, cholera, ebola, malaria, tuberculosis, typhus, and heart failure. ALL from one bite out of a fruit. Makes perfect sense, right?